stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

(Source: selmezs)

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

(Source: sansaslays)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

my biggest problem in the summer is like “okay but did I do that today or yesterday”

vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that