i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time**goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about
- harry potter
- high school musical
my biggest problem in the summer is like “okay but did I do that today or yesterday”
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that