fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

patunes:

the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage